Being a Democrat is not like being in Bills Mafia

INT. MY HEAD (PARENTS' KITCHEN, BREAKFAST TIME)

An imaginary conversation prompted by a court case. Eating breakfast and talking with my folks about THE NEWS.

                      MOM
          I just don't think courts should
          discriminate against jurors - did
          you hear about the two people who
          were dismissed from Trump's jury
          because they talked about the 2020
          election?

                      ME
          That's not quite what
          happened...they were potential
          jurors in the jury selection
          process. They showed bias in favor
          of Trump. You can't show bias in
          favor of or against the defendant
          and expect to be put on the jury!

                      DAD
          They didn't show bias. How did they
          show bias?

                      ME
          They said they believed the
          election was stolen.

                      DAD
          That doesn't make you biased toward
          Trump, it's just a fact! I think
          it's unconscionable that these
          judges call someone biased because
          they look at evidence and come to a
          conclusion.

                      ME
          Dad, the only people coming to that
          conclusion are Trump supporters.

                      DAD
                (interrupting)
          Not true! Fox News certainly isn't
          supporting Trump like they did, but
          they tell the truth about the
          election.

                      ME
          Ok.

                      MOM
          You don't need a lot of evidence to
          know more people voted for Trump.
          Did you see ANY Biden flags or
          signs or stickers where you were?
          We sure didn't. There were Trump
          flags and signs all over, even in
          the more liberal areas.

                      ME
          Being a Biden voter isn't like being
          in Bills Mafia, Mom! It's about
          trying to make rational decisions
          about your interests, and voting
          for the people who are more likely
          to help you. It's not about face
          paint and chants and destructive
          behavior!