INT. PARENTS' HOUSE, DINING ROOM, LUNCHTIME. MOM: The stock market hit another record Friday. DAD: Huh. MOM: You don't hear about that so much anymore. Weird. ME:

“I’m tired of paying taxes for people who don’t work,” said William Bizer, a retiree from Southern Indiana. It's a good thing for William I'm not. Source: Louisville Courier-Journal